Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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