Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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