in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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