Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
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