this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
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