How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Randomize
