is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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