Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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