no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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