why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
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