I need help removing her.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Randomize
