Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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