We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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