Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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