Midget sex pt 2 tonight
well you can't waste a boner
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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