I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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