Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
nutella sex= disaster
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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