I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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