He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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