I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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