Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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