Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
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