All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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