But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
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