everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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