...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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