she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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