im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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