So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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