its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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