you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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