i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
It's blow job season.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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