My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
Randomize
