all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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