They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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