So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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