I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
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