Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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