2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
I need help removing her.
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Thatβs talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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