i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I just threw up on my dentist
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
If its not for food we ain't going out.
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