i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
sex in a hospital.. check
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
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