TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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