I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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