When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
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