Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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