woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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