Can i not drive my cunt home
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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