butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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