**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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