At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
Randomize
