I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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