about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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