sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
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