I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I still have a little drunk in my system
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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