Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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