It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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