ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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