why didn't you poke me back
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Randomize